Michael John Wallace Scott, 29, who has to many first names and is homeless was arrested for trying to steal a pack of donuts from Friedmans on Brady Street, and when an employee saw him trying to take this delicious treat an employee tried to stop the guy with 19 first names.
The guy then tried to fight with the employee of Friedmans as he really wanted some damn donuts. Due to him fighting staff, he was charged with robbery. Police said they also found Scott with suspected drug paraphernalia. Additionally, they found he was wanted on several warrants.
Upon searching this idiot Police said they found an empty stamp bag of heroin, a used syringe and a spoon with what appeared to be drug residue on it.
He remains in the Butler County Prison where he will not be getting any donuts.